Image via Wikipedia2.) Name Nick Saban and Steve Spurrier Secretary of State and Secretary of Defense!
3.) Ask all Peace and Loving people of Pakistan to evacuate the country or of English Descent for that matter to leave the country. Why?
4.) Evacuate Karzi and his family, friends and anybody he designates as a peaceful and loving human being especially if that individual has shown a woman any courtesy in occupied territory.
5.) Call up Norman Schwarzkopf use his plan and invade Iran to open a corridor for the evacuation of those people's listed in Acts 3 and 4 without authorization from Congress by the way across Iran into Iraq!
6.) *Once said and stated Evacuation is complete- Nuke the Taliban!
7.) Normalize relations with Cuba on he condition that Castro come to Washington bearing the finest Cuban cigars and a plan to host the Olympics and join the South Eastern Conference. He also must build with a loan from AIG a Stadium seating 100,000 Stadium or Two to host the World Series, National Championship Game and the Super Bowl! That should help anybody's Economy!
8.) Ban ALL generic medications sold by prescription after revamping the FDA under the National Health Care plan that I still haven't completed work on!
9.) Designate Senator John McCain as special life-long Ambassador to Russia!
10.)Designate President Clinton as special life-long Ambassador to China!
11.) Designate Present Secretary of State Clinton life-long Ambassador to all unoccupied Territories and inhabitable lands!
12.) Ask Donald Trump to head up our economic Team that will include among others T. Bone Pickens, Robert Reich, Ted Turner and where the hell is Ross Perot? Mr. Trump this team will be paid a percentage of the profits!
13.) God instructed us to kill the Philistine's NOT the Palestinians so let's see President Carter can head up his team on finding them some land that is inhabitable some where away from Israel and Lebanon! That oughta solve that issue! President Carter please find them three times the territory that has some resources so they can build a viable economy!
14.) Designate Sir Richard Branson the head of a new NASA Corporation called Virgin NASA owned by the people of The United States of America and the People of United Kingdom. Mr. Branson I know you are just the man for the task but I do I have a few special requests!
a. Build and have in place for use on The Virgin Atlantis "A Passenger compartment" that would utilize the cargo bay!
b. Develop the plans for and have in orbit a space station capable of building an interplanetary space craft and scheduling a maiden flight to Mars within 10 years!
c. Of course that space craft would be named the U.S.S. Alabama!
d. The corporation would be expected over a 15 year period to show a return on the investment more years than not!
15.) China can have the Moon, Russia Venus but as for the USA and the UK we want Mars! Well it is obvious that we can sit down and have a conversation and we can make a decision on the details of the colonization and search for resources on that planet that will most likely make the whole thing worth while!
16.) Designate Ty Pennington to develop his team for decisions on the name of a new agency to oversee and utilize funds as well as supervise reconstruction of whatever the hell we have to destroy to rid the Earth of the Taliban which includes their Al Queada network! Because Ty can get-r-done!
17.) Name Dennis Miller White Press Secretary!
18.) Ask Bill Gates to help me with any Technical difficulties I might have in communicating my message to the world and hopefully raising some cash so I can pay Taxes!
19.) Personally ask T. Bone Pickens to get this Chinese automotive manufacturing plant on the fast track for my friends in Bay Minette, Alabama!
20.) Designate a National Education Holiday in The United States that emphasizes teaching the history and words as spelled out in The Declaration of Independence, The Constitution of The United States of America and the Bill of Rights! Every student regardless of any damn thing place or religion should be expected to read and write an essay on the subjects as stated!
Note: I'm sure after President O'bama's 8 year term as President and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's 8 year term as President some of these issues may not still exist but I would appreciate your support in 2028 Presidential Elections!
I'm supposed to be dead by then from ADHD and attempted ADHD rehab efforts but if I'm not I'll be 64 and still alive or as I put it now and hopefully then "I'm not dead yet"!
God Bless, Peace Love and Knowledge!
Sincerely,
Floyd C. Wooley
*Note: If he isn't my opponent in the primaries or even if he is and I manage to squeak out a close one I'd ask Jim Folsom Jr. as Vice President to meet with the Secretary of Defense to offer a conventional non-nuclear alternative if one so exists to achieve the desired result of eliminating from the face Earth the Taliban and their affiliates!
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