Image via WikipediaFriends and dang I hope I have calmed those foe,
ADHD, ADD, Veterans Day thoughts of lord I've lost my mind but read this blog anyway cause I'm pissed off again! Laughing! Just kidding with you!
I do want to finish this post regarding yesterday in the life of a recovering nut case so the humor is back in and please try to deal with it if you can cause it may be as dry as a Kendall-Jackson Merlot! Is it dry? It has been a while since I could afford to buy a bottle but that is fine because I will as soon as I can!
Not much will make me throw up but Lora-tabs, Guaifenesin, Pedophiles and any violence toward women. I love women myself how about you? Pedophiles? what the hell Amazon I'm trying to weed that out of my life and I didn't plant the seed some other nut did but they call me a nut so "what the hell'!
Lord just when you say Anderson Cooper is cool you find out he went to Auburn and hates Amazon and found out your sister molest's you on a regular basis on Amazon!
I love my sister she just try's to help and her help is worse than Dr. Shalib's!
Valerie told me this morning people love to gossip- no duh as my sister would say! I hate it but only a few people know that because gossip is not truth truth is fact and if I'm insane we all are!
I'm ADHD so please don't start a war with me and not mean it cause we strike quick and can stop just as quick thinking "My God" - "what the hell" is wrong with this picture? How about being ADHD and having spent your life quelling fights to defend folks then being made to look like someone that wasn't taught that we can be dangerous when provoked, cornered or poked with a hot poker!
The real nature of an ADHD person is to have the chance to say sick em or be told to sick em!
The problem most of us are kinda slim so we act a little crazy in the process!
You ought a see my Yorkshire Terrier sick em! She ain't big as a minute but will chase down two bigger dogs running down the street and turn them around so fast even my Dad was stunned and started laughing one day on one of Classic Southern Homes jobs when she did exactly that!
She was about 1 and 1/2 and still black & tan and about 5 pounds and here my Dad and I are standing on the front porch of a two-story house on piling when two dogs come running down the road barking at the three of us when this dog that weighs five pounds takes off down the steps and before I could get off the porch she had em turned around and running the other way! English blood-line has to be!
Let's see I decided to take a break and look at something on the job I was talking about and just never mind the job was fine it's something else that is aggravating as hell along with these bone spurs in my neck that even I'm trying laugh off!
As for yesterday it was a successful day as will Today I did wake up ten years younger and don't let anybody Ten years older than me know about it!
Successes for Wednesday was as listed:
1.) Discipline: Up and out of here to the CVS!
2.) Prescribed medications with breakfast from Mc Donald's and before coming home to the office to straighten out a mess somebody says I just can't handle I stopped by the Target to look at some books and my Doctor's office to talk with the staff.
3.) In the office by 10 am to get this place in order! Yes it was out of order and I was behind but not as much as I was a while ago!
1. Made a list of what needed to be done.
A.) Get our work space straight so we could see the calendar.
B.) First order of business was to get a post out actually a second one that was a little more keeping with our mission here. We are anti-street drug
you know. I want people to be successful not dead or in jail.
C.) Actually third on that list was to get the damn check book straight and the people paid that need to be paid! A proper balance is the most important issue for us Adults with a debit card that don't right anything down unless were medicated.
4.) Oh hell I got all kinds of stuff done yesterday and I need to get some other stuff done today which if I'm lucky I'll fall in a hole with a women with spurs on! It's bad when you get so old you hope she's a woman cause you can see but your judgement is gone because now all the forty-something women look 20 and all the 20-something women look 12 so I'm pulling for the forty-something women to become Dallas Cowboy cheer-leaders! the amazing thing is when I was 15 and had a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders catalog or brochure whatever it was they all looked the same age! Just right!
5.) I used to think when I was forty all the women would look great twenty years forward and twenty years back giving me the slut I wish I was 40 years of women to look at but I would be married so that would take care of itself.
Well that turned out exactly opposite what I expected. Now I'm single. Not sure what age anyone is even my dog! I figured out last night I think she's closer to Ten than eight so that made this post all the more wonderful.
6.) I don't know yall I just know it's Veterans Day and my old glory is flying and somehow I've got my blog posts confused or lost or maybe I just stayed up too late last night that happens when your bi-polar and God knows I should be!
I just got bored thinking about the Boys Girls which If I could be a boy again damn that was cool! Maybe I could run into Yvonne cooling her horse down! the girls on Holinger's Island didn't where spurs they rode bare-back and bare-foot! That was 30 years ago so maybe things have changed! I hope Yvonne Hasn't cause she could drive and had the 72 Pontiac Le Mans Red with that pontiac grill!
Yvonne next time Tammy drives and your in the back with me okay? I asked her and she said fine with her. Valerie did too but don't worry they don't know nothing. Valerie does but anyway she don't care.
God Bless, Peace, Love and knowledge- to much or not enough?
-Floyd C. Wooley
P.s.- Yvonne call me okay? Unless your married if so it's cool!
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