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Friends,
I up about an hour ago running around outside in my pajama's.
Before I took my ADHD meds!
Anyway I was outside putting the garbage cans out, cleaning up the right-of-way, pulling down so old limbs on my property- well somebody else's property and thinkin'!
Just thinkin' as I moved around the property very close to the street at times realizing just in time that I needed to get my pajama wearing butt a little further from the street because some are blessed with a job job and some are blessed with a job! Those on their scheduled job might just run over my ass!
God Love 'em because when I was building I was driving, my left knee held the wheel, my left hand held my coffee mug or my Sobee green tea or at that time the best energy drink going taste or otherwise for the mid afternoon drowsies was Mountain Dew Red or an Amp!
Yeah I know I took Mini-Thins and Two-Ways and whatever this red package is that only the top tear off is left that I found in my ex-wife's desk or maybe it was in the Credenza that was my mother's but on lease when I was a builder!
No offense Mom!
Anyway yeah they helped as long as God and Government would allow us ADHD folks to hav' 'em before the cough medicine take over! In more ways than one! Do have to list them?
Anyway the truth is the truth that can only be told in a few countries but more countries than a week ago!
Anyway! I had my blue prints on the steering wheel somethin' in my mouth most likely a Twinkie and my Nextel now Sprint in my right hand safely away from my ear Thank God- well CNN reported yesterday that radiation from our phones has been found to increase Glucose production in our Brains and/or cell activity!
I forget the ladies name on Brooke Baldwin's or maybe it was Wolf Blitzer's program?
Anyway the bottom-line is that may or may not be a good thing for us human's!
Who knows what Trauma watching me drive from her seat in my roll away brief case that caused my Yorkie- Actually a long haired minature Labrador!
Let's see should I take my ADHD medication or stop drinking my half-Caffeinated coffee?
Hell it could be the sugar!
What time is it? Oh it's only 7:55 am by Micro-Soft time!
Maybe Sugar caused my divorce?
Damn I'm sounding like Gadhafi!
Anyway I was walking around starting projects and after popping the hood on my 88 Dodge to tighten the wire holding my power steering pump I thought the only people that know what I'm doing is me my dog and the dog next door!
Thank God! So I came in to write this story and advertise some chain saws and ladders! I've got three one elecric with a dull blade and two gas powered that I'm not sure will run and several ladders none of which is For-Sale!
See my next post and you'll understand why!
God Bless, Peace, Love and knowledge!
Shew I'm starting to get more hyper than hyper!
-Floyd C. Wooley
*The best one I've ever owned was a Husqvarna I bought at Robertsdale Tractor and Equipment but please buy one from me!
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