I had such an extreme dream let me tell you about it!

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Readers',


Give me just a second though cause I just woke up and when trying to mix my decaffeinated coffee with my half-caffeinated coffee I threw coffee all over the dang house! Be right back.


I had one hell of a an extreme dream thanks to Ty Pennington and what's his name from that show where they ate stuff for the idea for the name but the dream was all mine!


My Dad was right one time and when I get some 1/4 caffeinated coffee and some drugs for this ADHD I'll be right back!


7:06 Am Anyway my Dad was right. Never go back to sleep unless you want to have a bad dream! I woke up this morning at 5:00 Am!


Now who the hell wants to do that unless your fishin, huntin, makin love or workin? I don't even like to do it for any of those reasons unless it's my idea!

My wife hated that crap for years and I tried to make it different but everything always turned out my idea! She used to say "you think everything is about you don't you?" I'd think of Carly Simon and start singing to myself!

It made me sad but it was true. I wanted her to switch on somethin but I was always against it unless I reached for the dang switch myself! What a shame.


Anyway I went back to sleep! Damn dream. could have been a good one cause for once in my life my whole family was on the same page except my Ex-wife!


Our old home on the Bay was on a hill now between two rows of homes one to the North and one to South. Each had a road that led down to the Bay- I assume Mobile Bay!


The residents were retirees! Turns out they were misinformed bust bodies! Let me go get my coffee and ADHD drug of sorts!


7:15 Am Let's see where were we. Well I did just take 4 Equate pseudo-ephedrine 30 mg red tabs just like I have all week and damn well let's go on with the story!


"I'm not sure if this coffee is 1/2 decaffeinated, 1/4 Decaffeinated or 3/16 decaffeinated." Look the main thing and we all know it is that it isn't "100%" caffeinated! Oh yeah let me log me my meds!

7:21 Sorry I'm back. Well I'd have been back sooner but I had to cut my truck off! Oh yeah I forgot to mention that. Let me gets some nicotine and I'll be right back!

7:25 am Okay I'm back! Well I found my nicotine but I had to finish sweeping up the coffee remember? Dang I only have a half-a-cup of coffee left! Be right back.

7:30 am Look you know I'm forgetting my dream but I'm trying. Ok? Let me say though that Equate Tylenol PM x2 I took last night knocked me right out but damn I woke at 4 am and 5 am and 6 am! Actually I was up before that but I laid down at 8:00 pm with two-substitute Ambiens next two me in a bottle because I just didn't think the Equate pm would work so be careful cause you never know with that Benadryl substitute in your substitute Tylenol what your gonna get!

7:43 am: Sorry I had to re-up on the coffee and nicotine after doing some editing and spell-checkin! Oh I had to find the Dog and turn on CNN for her. Dang Atheists on there with what's her name! Here's to you God we know your there and we sure as heck need you!

Okay back to the Extreme Dream segment. Where the heck was I? Well while I'm thinkin "The football sure was somethin yesterday and so was Basketball!

My University of South Alabama Jaguars lost to the Louisville Cardinal's and my University of Alabama Crimson Tide lost to those Purdue boilermakers! Dang!

Let me go back to the top and look at where I was in the Dream.

O'kay the deal was I was living in my parent's old Mobile Bay home. Maybe Dee Dee sold it back to me cause the old-farts next door did the same thing to her! "Laughing"!

It started out with me being in my Jon boat on the Mobile Bay Causeway actually in the Blakeley River fishin in a Little cut into the Marsh and I still had my grand-daddy Sauce's old 5 1/2 hp Johnson. My sister Kathy swam down the river to where I was South of the causeway bridge to let me know I needed to come in because she had somethin to tell me!

My motor wouldn't crank right-a-away but I wound up right behind her and I'm going to Add I asked her to jump in the boat!

There were some old-farts standing on the bridge watching us as we passed under neath heading to what used to be Mizell's landing but now it's called Mike's landing I think just at the East end of the bridge!

Wait-a-minute maybe that's my ex-wide's new boyfriend- ah who cares!

The girl I'm kinda in Love with- claims to be in Tennessee pregnant! Wouldn't you if you were her?

The main thing in my dream my sister is on my side! She did say last week I was wasting my life with these blogs and I'm sorry about the Porno blog to my ex-wife!
It was a good idea if I wasn't so ADHD or just plain Techno dumb or just plain impatient and stupid whichever comes first!

Meth! I Said "Sis I'm on Adderall when I stay up past 8:00 pm! She said I know Cliff but they don't understand!

In the next scene I'm standing outside with my Ex-wife on the south side looking down at this god-awful subdivision they cut low into the ground on either side but we as I said were looking south at the situation which if you knew the lay of the land would be impossible because they would be under-water!

I told her what my sister had said and she replied "you can't have anymore Adderall because you stay up past 8:00 pm and it's gonna get you in trouble!"

I replied I have to have my Adderall so I can get somethin done! she said stay on the Equate pseudo-ephedrine cause I already called your doctor and told them you were better off!

I screamed at the neighbors go look up your medicine in your pill book and encyclopedias cause I like staying up til midnight- like Wolfman Jack!

Reader's at that time I woke up and it couldn't take a chance on going back to sleep cause I love God and I want to Love somebody and go to school- pass and complete some subjects! Not to mention work a full day come home write my thoughts and dreams down for you my readers and make a dollar here and there!

I know it used to let's go make a dollar Today but now it's every other day!

Have a great Sunday, go the Church of your choice or not but Believe because there can't be any other way! Don't let the Dinosaurs fool you because they were part God's evolutionary plan! His days and our can't be the same- don't you think?

God Bless, Peace, Love and knowledge!

-Floyd C. Wooley

P.S.- No offense to the old-farts I'm right behind you myself!

P.S.S.- Here's to you Mr. Rangel! no one is perfect in this world or on this planet! Hang in there no pun intended!
  















     



















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