Friday, December 24, 2010

A Merry Christmas Conspiracy Theory!

Visitors and Friends,

I have a life-long problem and NOW it's even worse as I get older so I have changed my plans!

I personally wonder, don't you as we get older and wind up on all these drugs and keep in our minds our old school "fear" if we have bad eyes- "what the hell would we do if the world came to an end?"

Well I had plans to escape the cities and be like Kevin Costner in the Postman and surivive with my glasses in tack and if meant killing someone to survive "well they would just have to go"! For my Families sake of course!

Then the Chinese and our good freinds the American Indians not to mention the damn Brazillians got us hooked on their herbs and vitamins.

Now were hooked on stuff we'd all have to line up at the drug store when the air raid sirens went off to have and when we ran out we'd be in a pinch! Especially if we couldn't find our contacts or glasses!

The last thing I want to be is an old ADHD, almost blind man with a case of the nerves from re-hab and medication control and then have to fight for my life at every drug store that the better able to function had already raided!

You talk about an all out riot?

I have recently decided to change my plans and "To hell with surviving"!

I plan to face Mobile or Pensacola- most likely mobile from Fairhope Pier and take the blast wave!

Singing Patriotic songs!

All you out there that are Athiests better hope us Christians, Jews and Muslims don't go insane before God makes his triumphat return especially if your on something you have to grow, simulate or get from the pharmacy! OTC or not because us Christians that can see will have already been there and you'll be shit of luck!

Something else to give thanks for at Christmas time wouldn't you think?

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, God Bless, Peace, love and Knowledge and let's hope none of our fears come to pass anytime soon! None!

-Floyd C. Wooley

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