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Friends,


Sometimes it you need need a friend or two maybe three! When you get a little older and you have to take medications you'll have to have them 24/7/365.


Now after all these years we "think" a Mike in our life was caught certainly not for the 1st time disrupting our lives. Unfortunately we are two or three depending on the technology that makes us feel like a damn computer that actually works! Sometimes we just feel like a slow hard drive operates!


The only problem is that for some ungodly reason we made a mistake three months ago and changed our medication upon our doctors permission to a weaker, shorter acting "generic" medication that it takes a third more to have it actually work which is as blunt as I can get.


This month we get 70 mg Vyvanse after having 35mg and 50 mg Vyvanse in the past and along with it we were suppossed to have a 20 mg short acting "name brand" Shire Adderall to utilize during the evening or morning or whenever but as posted in our earlier post we wound up having to wait for the 3rd but our money came on the 2nd this month for a change!


The 70 mg Vyvanse went quick with 7 going missing which with some money we might have a security system but to work we need the medication and eventually to live we may need even more pills just because!


In fact we do take 1/2 of a 20mg Cymbalta which sucks on the damn Shire Adderall XR 30 x 2! It also sucks on the Shire Vyvanse 70 mg capsule which may be why it sucked too!


Now on the Vyvanse you are supposed to get kicked out the door and back again so we can run a damn store!


On the other hand when we got the damn Generic Barr crap we felt like shit after about 5 hours but damn it worked better with the Cymbalta but Today we forgot to take anything because the three of us wound up in a daze until we turned on the air-conditioning!


Now we have a cup of coffee, a coke and we hate to take the damn 1/2 a Cymbalta before we go pay a few bills! when we get back we are going to have to take a Clonazepam just becuase we are afraid "not really' we might lose our minds and have a heart attack wether we need it or not just to keep a maintenance dose in our systems because we don't won't to get off it either and have the real Mccoy in the form of a panic attack like we used to because we were being rehabed!


All right to have our manly nighttime schedule of sex or work we have to have that damn small dose of Adderall or crappy ass Barr!

If we all get along and don't argue over when it is time to go to bed we might not take ten more and die!


We all three are laughing so hard right now that we got past an argument that we might kill Clifton's body!


If that aint insane enough what is because us older folks feel like idiots at our computers so who knows which one is gonna make it to the door to meet a customer we need real bad if we could all get on the same page and call "Bill"! the super computer guy that stays pissed off all the time for a damn good reason!


I hope he come back. the poor dog Val wants back and so do we all three!


We are like a three for one nightmare! God we want seperate bodies but maybe not if she'll come home!


If not then we all three are doomed! Because we have to have a damn computer that works so we can look at you beautiful ladies we could'nt bare to destroy at a younger age God help us!


Last but not least is that damn name brand Ambien which if you fall asleep early enough you don't see rainbows all day the next day! And God it would be nice to remember our ass from a hole in the ground after one of those pills!


So now we all have agreed that another trip to the mental hospital would drive us to commit triple homicide on ourselves which none of us grew up knowing existed- that is this damn technology which who knows where the other two bodies are!


If we had anymore insanity between the three of us we couldn't make it too the toilet except that Clifton has a sub conscious that keeps track of the medicine on out watch for God's sakes! So we are all criminals except maybe Clifton and he's laughing his ass off with us!


God Bless us please this time because to be honest Wal-mart could at least let us know if they found Shire cause we did a long damn time ago!


Oh god and damn some new Vyvanse that kicks Clifton and us out the damn door to McDonald's first thing because he gave up on it a long time ago- that is one of us and not Clifton's sex games and neither one of the other two want to say we like sex because we are scared but he has to drive us to the women or punch these damn buttons!


Is it possible? We all three agree!


Floyd C. Wooley


We are to the God Damn God Damn God Damn stage! That oughta get us a one way ticket for three to hell!
Valerie please help us and no one else! I think we all dated one time!


Please do not let your kids read this or they wouldn't take a damn thing but that is not the damn truth!