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Monday, January 30, 2012
Note: Yall I was just kiddin bout Battle Ship Marine being a cover for a METH house! God bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge! We are adhd depressed and unmedicated though two, will do, everyday! Lord I'm back in trouble again! LOL! I'm just tryin to conspire with somebody. No I wont do it. Look I'm caffeine depleted please stand by. F. Clifton Wooley
Sunday, January 22, 2012
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Promote your cause, celebrate Life,LOVE OR AN EVENT OBUSIENESS OR THE LOVE FOR YOUR WIFE, pet, the Model in your Life or get out the Vote!
Bring us your design or choose an In-Stock Design even choose from our catalog or Design your Own!
Prices from $2.99 ea plus tax and up!
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God bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge!
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Monday, January 3, 2011
Should we try someone in the court of public opinion based only parts of entire story?
Freinds,
As you watch this video do you take offense at what is being shown and if so for what reason? The video shows some 21st Century Navy Saltiness that if we could see the whole un-edited production would we feel the Captain had made fun of any one group or multiple groups or just maybe he meant something else to be known or exactly what is the rest of the story?
Public opinion is a mighty strong thing to be used for or against an individual, group or practice regardless of what it is and I for one don't neccessarily feel enough information has been shown to punish anyone here.
In fact would anyone that is straight, gay, Lesbian or from any other group on the planet think that a ship with 5000 plus crew members wouldn't mirror the same percentages of the general population in any manner?
They don't throw out the best minds or the most talented and actually under President Clinton's policy "don't ask, don't tell" policy to my recollection the purpose was to keep the best minds and most talented in the Service of their country but hey repealing is supposed to put us on a level with Isreal where they aren't supposed to throw out there best minds and most talented either so did the English Language change or have I lost mind!
I'd love to go over to my old Facebook and find out what President Clinton because I'm a democrat, Christian and for God, Jesus and whatever they decide about punishing someone once it get's to that point and certainly not for something that who knows what Jesus would think unless you read his own words and it wasn't much on condemnation especially salty humor!
The Captain is a fighter pilot for God's sakes! Just watch because it didn't seem to difficult to find some actor's and actresses for the movie so maybe I'd made it in Navy after all because I may be too serious to some but I'm realistic about things that are based on percentages and our population is one big opportunity for someone to use percentages.
If that doesn't make sense then I guess I am nuts but at least I have a sense of humor and don't feel like the Navy is much different than it has ever been. Now sue me! Damn-it!
If this a public opinion poll my vote goes to let the man sail as captain with his multi-dimensional crew so they go do there job!
God Bless, Peace, Love and knowledge!
-Floyd C. Wooley
As you watch this video do you take offense at what is being shown and if so for what reason? The video shows some 21st Century Navy Saltiness that if we could see the whole un-edited production would we feel the Captain had made fun of any one group or multiple groups or just maybe he meant something else to be known or exactly what is the rest of the story?
Public opinion is a mighty strong thing to be used for or against an individual, group or practice regardless of what it is and I for one don't neccessarily feel enough information has been shown to punish anyone here.
In fact would anyone that is straight, gay, Lesbian or from any other group on the planet think that a ship with 5000 plus crew members wouldn't mirror the same percentages of the general population in any manner?
They don't throw out the best minds or the most talented and actually under President Clinton's policy "don't ask, don't tell" policy to my recollection the purpose was to keep the best minds and most talented in the Service of their country but hey repealing is supposed to put us on a level with Isreal where they aren't supposed to throw out there best minds and most talented either so did the English Language change or have I lost mind!
I'd love to go over to my old Facebook and find out what President Clinton because I'm a democrat, Christian and for God, Jesus and whatever they decide about punishing someone once it get's to that point and certainly not for something that who knows what Jesus would think unless you read his own words and it wasn't much on condemnation especially salty humor!
The Captain is a fighter pilot for God's sakes! Just watch because it didn't seem to difficult to find some actor's and actresses for the movie so maybe I'd made it in Navy after all because I may be too serious to some but I'm realistic about things that are based on percentages and our population is one big opportunity for someone to use percentages.
If that doesn't make sense then I guess I am nuts but at least I have a sense of humor and don't feel like the Navy is much different than it has ever been. Now sue me! Damn-it!
If this a public opinion poll my vote goes to let the man sail as captain with his multi-dimensional crew so they go do there job!
God Bless, Peace, Love and knowledge!
-Floyd C. Wooley
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Sunday, December 26, 2010
Good Sunday Morning! I just got the hell up!
Friends,
I'm sick and my dog is sick this morning so were both sick as dogs!
Now let me share a little bit of knowledge with you that I thought of as I was laying in the damn bed trying to wake up and realizing i sick physically.
There is a lie in this woorld and it's made up of so many to produce one result that it almost makes you sicker!
It's bi-polar disorder!
You know what the hell I am?
I'm ADHD have self-medicated for it for 15 damn years and have trouble dealing with a damn schedule that a one damn pill a day regimen set you up for because the damn one pill a day makes you feel like shit off and on most of the damn day and at least when I self medicated I could regulate not just the pschologicial effects of medicine that are where the beneifits are but the the damn physical effects I didn't even experience until the damn company that made the Mini-thins, Two-way's eventually and the other one I can't remember screwed up what was once just a white cross!
For you that have no clue what a white cross is it just was a little white pill designed so you four square the damn thing! It had no damn cough medication in it and had NO damn side- effects other than to focus you like a laser beam and provide you with the ability to MULTI-TASK!
That is because as stated in the first part of my message to the Damn world as stated above is that the damn Ephedrine had no cough medicine added from the beginning so there was NO need to call it a Damn Two-way! They are damn poison to an ADHD person!
PHYSICAL poison!
The damn Asthma label was the cover for us ADHD souls BUT OFF-LABEL ONE-WAY OR THE OTHER THE DAMN STUFF WAS A SAVING GRACE FOR ME REGARDLESS OF IF IT KILLS ME OR NOT!
YES IT FOR ASTHMA'S IT JUST DOESN'T CAUSE DROWSINESS FOR EVERY DAMN BODY FOR SOME IT GETS US FROM POINT A TO POINT B ALIVE AND FOR OTHER IT HELPS US BREATHE AND FOR OTHERS IT HELPS US MULTI-TASK AND FOR OTHER THAT HAVE SOME TROUBLE SITTING AND READING SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT TO READ IT HELP WITH THAT TOO!
NOW back to bi-polar mis-disorder! GOD save Mr. KENNEDY regardless of if he is younger BUT don't cop-out on that craping medication because you can be angry at something in this world and NOT be a MANIC-DEPRESSIVE AND KILL SOMEBODY THAT DOESN'T DESERVE TO DIE!
Other wise we wouldn't have a military they would all be on BI-POLAR medication and they would just be much more likely to become SUICIDE BOMBERS!
NEVER ASK FOR A MOOD STABILIZER UNLESS YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MIND! ONCE IT WEARS OFF YOUR MAD AS HELL!
MAD means ANGRY!
DEPRESSED means SAD!
GAY means HAPPY!
LESBIAN means will work either WAY!
HOMOSEXUAL means whatever you want it too mean!
And yes my friends you all are welcome in the military of the future except the people that cop-out and claim to be Bi-polar because if you claim it then you want some drugs!
If you are ADD or ADHD you don't most likely want the drugs for anything but to accomplish something and to tell the truth unless you are surrounded cut-off and outnumbered you most likely wouldn't be a suicide bomber you would most likely come out of that FOX hole and attack with you guns a blazing and that is relative to your situation because we are NOT dumb we might make a quick decision that makes us a hero or villian especially if we aren't on our ADHD medication that gives us a little advantage in every way, shape or form!
The bottom line is if we aren't helped as children to treat our ADHD then we most likely get punished for our conduct from time to time and some of us were a little more defiant than others!
Yes it hard to tell us what to do unless you are a genius with people and I've had the good fortune of having those people in my life and the medication that made my life worth living and I could detail it from now til dooms day and some dumb ass would call me out on it because they are stupid!
Now are ADHD people more likely to be a problem in the manner in which they manage their medication?
Maybe not if they begin at a younger age!
The rest of us are seen as just Damn drug addicts by the people on the planet that do something else and hide it like their life depends on it until they are found out and they just take up the cause of what works for them!
If someone calls and says do you smoke weed or condone the use of drugs just ask them to be specific!
As for me I'm in that 78% that just says "to hell with it" I just really want a nice loving person that is in the same DAMN 78% as me!
Why George Carlin? He told the truth in an irreverant manner that made you laugh your ass off!
God Bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge!
-Floyd C. Wooley
Search Amazon.com for george carlin
Three Times Carlin: An Orgy of George
*SO NO I DON'T LIKE BI-POLAR ADVERTISING ON MY PAGE BECAUSE IF YOUR MANIC DEPRESSIVE JUST CALL YOUSELF THAT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR DUMB ASS AND IF YOU CALL YOURSELF BI-POLAR YOUR COPING OUT AND IF YOU ARE ADHD YOU MIGHT BE A COUPLE OF THINGS BUT THE LAST THING YOU WANT IS TO BE REHABED OR CONTROLLED BECAUSE TO US CONTROL IS NOT LOSING OUR CONTROL!
AND DAMN-IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT AS LONG AS YOU JUST LINE UP THE CANS OF VEGETABLES IN THE CABINET!
Because we hate to cook and if we DO learn to Cook it is because we are taking the right SHIT and are LOVING life! For some of us that is okay damn-it!
I still Love you Valerie but you make it hard not to want to Love somebody else! No offense at ALL!
I'm sick and my dog is sick this morning so were both sick as dogs!
Now let me share a little bit of knowledge with you that I thought of as I was laying in the damn bed trying to wake up and realizing i sick physically.
There is a lie in this woorld and it's made up of so many to produce one result that it almost makes you sicker!
It's bi-polar disorder!
You know what the hell I am?
I'm ADHD have self-medicated for it for 15 damn years and have trouble dealing with a damn schedule that a one damn pill a day regimen set you up for because the damn one pill a day makes you feel like shit off and on most of the damn day and at least when I self medicated I could regulate not just the pschologicial effects of medicine that are where the beneifits are but the the damn physical effects I didn't even experience until the damn company that made the Mini-thins, Two-way's eventually and the other one I can't remember screwed up what was once just a white cross!
For you that have no clue what a white cross is it just was a little white pill designed so you four square the damn thing! It had no damn cough medication in it and had NO damn side- effects other than to focus you like a laser beam and provide you with the ability to MULTI-TASK!
That is because as stated in the first part of my message to the Damn world as stated above is that the damn Ephedrine had no cough medicine added from the beginning so there was NO need to call it a Damn Two-way! They are damn poison to an ADHD person!
PHYSICAL poison!
The damn Asthma label was the cover for us ADHD souls BUT OFF-LABEL ONE-WAY OR THE OTHER THE DAMN STUFF WAS A SAVING GRACE FOR ME REGARDLESS OF IF IT KILLS ME OR NOT!
YES IT FOR ASTHMA'S IT JUST DOESN'T CAUSE DROWSINESS FOR EVERY DAMN BODY FOR SOME IT GETS US FROM POINT A TO POINT B ALIVE AND FOR OTHER IT HELPS US BREATHE AND FOR OTHERS IT HELPS US MULTI-TASK AND FOR OTHER THAT HAVE SOME TROUBLE SITTING AND READING SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT TO READ IT HELP WITH THAT TOO!
NOW back to bi-polar mis-disorder! GOD save Mr. KENNEDY regardless of if he is younger BUT don't cop-out on that craping medication because you can be angry at something in this world and NOT be a MANIC-DEPRESSIVE AND KILL SOMEBODY THAT DOESN'T DESERVE TO DIE!
Other wise we wouldn't have a military they would all be on BI-POLAR medication and they would just be much more likely to become SUICIDE BOMBERS!
NEVER ASK FOR A MOOD STABILIZER UNLESS YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MIND! ONCE IT WEARS OFF YOUR MAD AS HELL!
MAD means ANGRY!
DEPRESSED means SAD!
GAY means HAPPY!
LESBIAN means will work either WAY!
HOMOSEXUAL means whatever you want it too mean!
And yes my friends you all are welcome in the military of the future except the people that cop-out and claim to be Bi-polar because if you claim it then you want some drugs!
If you are ADD or ADHD you don't most likely want the drugs for anything but to accomplish something and to tell the truth unless you are surrounded cut-off and outnumbered you most likely wouldn't be a suicide bomber you would most likely come out of that FOX hole and attack with you guns a blazing and that is relative to your situation because we are NOT dumb we might make a quick decision that makes us a hero or villian especially if we aren't on our ADHD medication that gives us a little advantage in every way, shape or form!
The bottom line is if we aren't helped as children to treat our ADHD then we most likely get punished for our conduct from time to time and some of us were a little more defiant than others!
Yes it hard to tell us what to do unless you are a genius with people and I've had the good fortune of having those people in my life and the medication that made my life worth living and I could detail it from now til dooms day and some dumb ass would call me out on it because they are stupid!
Now are ADHD people more likely to be a problem in the manner in which they manage their medication?
Maybe not if they begin at a younger age!
The rest of us are seen as just Damn drug addicts by the people on the planet that do something else and hide it like their life depends on it until they are found out and they just take up the cause of what works for them!
If someone calls and says do you smoke weed or condone the use of drugs just ask them to be specific!
As for me I'm in that 78% that just says "to hell with it" I just really want a nice loving person that is in the same DAMN 78% as me!
Why George Carlin? He told the truth in an irreverant manner that made you laugh your ass off!
God Bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge!
-Floyd C. Wooley
Search Amazon.com for george carlin
Three Times Carlin: An Orgy of George
*SO NO I DON'T LIKE BI-POLAR ADVERTISING ON MY PAGE BECAUSE IF YOUR MANIC DEPRESSIVE JUST CALL YOUSELF THAT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR DUMB ASS AND IF YOU CALL YOURSELF BI-POLAR YOUR COPING OUT AND IF YOU ARE ADHD YOU MIGHT BE A COUPLE OF THINGS BUT THE LAST THING YOU WANT IS TO BE REHABED OR CONTROLLED BECAUSE TO US CONTROL IS NOT LOSING OUR CONTROL!
AND DAMN-IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT AS LONG AS YOU JUST LINE UP THE CANS OF VEGETABLES IN THE CABINET!
Because we hate to cook and if we DO learn to Cook it is because we are taking the right SHIT and are LOVING life! For some of us that is okay damn-it!
I still Love you Valerie but you make it hard not to want to Love somebody else! No offense at ALL!
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Sunday, November 14, 2010
I guess it is time for some of my wisdom.......
I guess it is time for some of my wisdom If you can do something for yourself that you hope everyone else can do for themselves but find you haven't done such a great job you say that very set of words that make us all cringe.
I haven't done that great a job and right now it's raining something on me and it may be warranted. It may not as well but who the "hell really knows"?
I wanted to offer you some chance of having some holiday cheer by offering a link to Zoosk but just in case I screw it up there might be something to something I've always thought and that is that it is wonderful to have a family and the woman that helped you well God she did all the work so she should be given something more than whatever I can offer and I don't expect any sympathy because I do feel I could have offered more than I am being allowed. Now that sounds ridiculous to me and it should to you but what the truth is I'm just not sure I can tell you of right now so have a good day and thank your-self for whatever you have and hope you get to have it to share with someone that loves you!
You know in closing I really don't feel I have had a fair shake around here but who knows by the time I got to where you are I might have to answer the same questions again to prove something that without the documents that you most certainly need with me at the time you wouldn't believe me and neither would I you. That is a shame now isn't it. I better go because it is getting a little weird around here and I'm the nut. At that is the story I don't believe and never really have. Ladies be wary of us men because we are pretty dense sometimes.
God Bless Peace and knowledge!
-Floyd C. Wooley aka the night owl! Sometimes at least Thank God!
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